❌ No knife catching.  Leave that for big daddy! 🙂

Now listen up, my little dumplings – if you behave and do your work without emotions (unlike Big Daddy over there who still thinks he can yell at the screen to make the market move), you will get lots of fortune cookies! 🥠 And trust me, fortune cookies taste much better than losses.

My Dear Trading Students,

Good morning, sweethearts! Grandma’s here with your daily market wisdom. Pour yourself some coffee, settle in, and let’s talk about how to navigate today’s market like the smart cookies I know you are.

Remember, the market can be as unpredictable as your Uncle Bob at Thanksgiving dinner, but with the right plan, we can be prepared for whatever tantrum it throws our way. Here’s what Grandma sees for today:

Opening (first 30–60 min)

• 🔍 Watch 6474 / 6467 / 6461 zone:
  • Holds/Reclaims → Long bias toward 6494+.
  • Breaks + no recovery → Step aside (look for flush later).

Pro Grandma Tip: Look at your chart like you’re trying to hypnotize it. The market doesn’t care about your emotions. 

Midday (price discovery after squeeze)

• If consolidating above 6461 → expect grind to 6494 → 6506 → 6514.
• If fails 6461:
  • Wait for flush to 6420/6402.
  • Look for recovery before longing.
  • ❌ No knife catching (Grandma didn’t raise no fools).

Remember: Catching falling knives is for circus performers, not traders. Leave the dangerous stunts to someone else.

Afternoon

• If trending up: trail longs into 6533–36 magnet.
• If stuck: small chop, better to protect profits than force trades.

If the market’s chopping around like vegetables for Sunday dinner, don’t force it. Sometimes the best trade is no trade (and maybe go have actual dinner instead).

Hard Rules (Grandma wisdom that’s older than dirt)

• 🚫 Don’t chase highs right into resistance (that’s like chasing the ice cream truck uphill – you’re gonna be tired and disappointed).
• 🕰 First test of level is best — skip 2nd/3rd tests (like potato salad at a picnic, fresher is always better).
• 🐻 Shorts? Only for pros. Grandma doesn’t short ES in uptrend (I also don’t wrestle bears, same energy).
• 💡 Reset bias each move — don’t marry a direction (the market’s not your spouse, honey).

Quick Flow (If/Then Map)

1. If 6461 holds → Long → Targets 6494 → 6506 → 6514 → 6533.
2. If 6461 fails → Wait for flush → Long only on recoveries (6426/6420/6402).
3. If already above 6494 early → Only buy dips back toward 6474, not highs.
4. If trending sideways above 6474 → Expect breakout push toward 6533.

Think of these levels like speed limits – they’re there for your protection, not your entertainment.

Remember, my dear students: patience is a virtue, and in trading, it’s also profitable. Don’t let emotions drive your decisions like you’re some kind of financial NASCAR driver. Stick to the plan, keep your cool, and if Big Daddy starts getting all worked up and emotional about his trades, just remind him that Grandma’s fortune cookies are only for the well-behaved traders.

And remember – the market will humble you faster than a church potluck gossip circle, so stay humble, stay disciplined, and maybe you’ll earn those fortune cookies! 🥠

Trade safe, trade smart, and make Grandma proud (and maybe a little profit too)!

With love, laughter, and profitable wishes, Grandma 💕

P.S. – If you make money today, Grandma gets the credit. If you lose money, that’s clearly Big Daddy’s fault. 😉

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: This content is for educational purposes only and should not be considered financial advice. Trading involves substantial risk and may not be suitable for all investors. Past performance does not guarantee future results. Please consult with a qualified financial advisor before making any trading decisions. The author assumes no responsibility for any losses that may occur from following this information. Fortune cookies are metaphorical and not actually provided.